Be a Drunk Without the Booze

For those who simply want to get plastered without the bitter aftertaste. Here's the story.

First, it's important to understand the way inhalation affects the body. Normally, when you drink a glass of wine, say, or a shot of vodka, alcohol is absorbed over time, through the lining of your stomach and small intestine (roughly 10 percent to 15 percent in the stomach, 85 percent to 90 percent in the small intestine). The presence of food, especially starchy food, can slow this process further. When a shot of vodka or whiskey is poured into an AWOL machine and inhaled, however, alcohol enters the lungs and diffuses directly into the bloodstream causing a much more rapid and potentially more intense buzz.

What a useful invention! The user can inhale alcohol on the way to his Sex Without Partners meetings.